Douchanity 

Douchanity is a state of mind that occurs when a douche becomes insane.

John: Did you hear that Lisa got beaten up badly by her douchebag boyfriend Will for screwing another guy?

Chris: Yeah, that dude totally reached a new level of douchanity.

Douchanity by Flufff June 1, 2009

Douchality 

Someone exhibits properties of both a dick and an asshole. Similar to the theory of duality in physics.

Douchality = pink polo and a popped collar.

Douchality by Jibbity-Joo January 29, 2009

Douchidity

A state of extreme doucheness.

Joseph's douchidity was over the top this time.

Douchidity by mac9 January 13, 2008

Relative Douchidity 

Relative Douchidity, also known as RD is a
measuring of douchiness from a relative point, useful for those who are already douche bags, and would like to measure, increase, or decrease their douche levels

Guy one "dude!, how do these glasses make me look like a douche?"

Guy two "you allready ARE a douche"

Guy one "fuck.... well how about my relative douchidity? up or down?"

guy two ".... down man.... just... down"

Relative Douchidity by welllll fuck January 20, 2009

Douchocity 

The level of douche behavior displayed by a douche requiring a "douchocity" rating.

Jeff comes to office and brags about banging three girls in the last two days.

Douchocity rating? 6.8

Douchocity by HuggyBear3010 May 18, 2010

Douchecity

A city that is filled with and run by douche bags.

Cleveland is such a douchecity!!

Douchecity by J.B.C. September 7, 2007

Douchanium

The element in which all douche bags, bros, Guido’s, and meatheads feed on and excrete; known to smell of tag, fresh Tap Out shirts, Nattie Ice, and fist pump sweat; prolong exposure to Douchanium may cause “Douchanium poisoning”.

You: “Coming to Buffalo Wild Wing’s was nice, but man I feel weird. I’m suddenly getting a headache and an urge to fake tan, pop more than one collar, and fist pump…”

Friend: “No, man, that’s just because the Douchanium around here is off the charts!!! We better get going before you are exposed to more Douchanium poisoning.”

Douchanium by pants are optional July 24, 2010