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Adjective // A term used to describe an object's usefulness as a dildo.
"Everything is dildous if you're brave enough."

"I don't know man, the baseball bat seems a little too big to be dildous."
dildous by OMFGrant August 25, 2014

Rectillious Dildous Maximus 

The T-Rex of all dildos. The prophecy is said that such a dildo still exists to mankind today. This dildo is said to be "Harder to find than the holy grail". In order to obtain it one must join the gay mafia and pass through the initiation of sucking Satans thorny cock.
person 1: hey man wanna go find the Rectillious Dildous Maximus?

person2: Hell to the no! im not sucking no thorny cock u fag!

dildosicle 

A dildo made by freezing water inside a condom. For best results, freeze in unlubricated condom (to keep freezer clean), but apply just a bit of lube prior to use. Also best when using frozen dildosicle while still inside the condom (less mess, no drip).
I just got my girl off with hot oral and a dildosicle.
dildosicle by Quietly freaky September 21, 2017
An amalgamation of the words 'dildo' and 'douche.' A dildouche is more commonly referred to as a choch
Oh my god, Phillip. You're such a dildouche.
dildouche by silentjay April 9, 2007

dildoist 

A person who is adept at operating a dildo.
Well he is definitely a superlative dildoist whom you may wish to take an extended vacation with.
dildoist by Dr Bunnygirl May 25, 2021

dildoesque 

A rarely uttered adjective used to clearly convey that someone or something is reminiscent of a dildo.
My, that is a strikingly beautiful building, it is entirely dildoesque!
dildoesque by Dr Bunnygirl June 13, 2021