Daweism 

Noun.
A condition in which the patient experiences a nose longer than 4 inches and a voice that is abnormally loud.

He has Daweism

Daweism by Fat May 5, 2004

Daleism 

A distinct style of phraseology born in the Welsh valleys and honed in the Far Eastern financial markets.

Daleism 1 "You can promote as soon as we have cemented the deal"

Daleism 2 "The response was yes, but the answer is no"

Daleism 3 "please show all market making particpants"

Daleism 4 "cheer cheer cheer and it was 4 nil"

Daleism 5 "got a small bank out of thailand...bbva"

Daleism 6 "please return to sender with gratitude"

Daleism 7 "I was bbqing a bottle of wine last night"

Daleism 8 "listen listen listen, i can do 20 barc , 20 ubs and 50 paribas....so you can do 70 all day"

Daleism by $ecret$quirrels November 10, 2009

Daveism 

A long drawn out sentence that says nothing, ultimately. Pretty much just talking bollocks when you're not clear on what you're saying, but trying to make it sound like you do.

"... has tremendous strength in depth."
"In comparison blah blah blah." Without comparing it to anything at all.
Another Daveism is to finishing a list that was never started. OR change tense mid-sentence.
Using more subclauses than Santa's football team.

Daveism by gg12 March 24, 2011

dawtism 

A very rare and particularly unique form of autism, sprouting only thus far (in documented cases, of course) in those with the first name Dawson. Common behavioral symptoms include obsessive guitar use, to the point of fetishization,

always going out to eat at least once per day, and also vast time distortion E.G. the "human rain delay" effect, where one says one time but means 30 minutes plus said time.

1: "man, dawson's really been getting dumber by the month, have you noticed?"
2: "yea dude im starting to feel as though he has a case of the autsies"
1: "dawson has autism... dawtism haha"
2: "were too stoned"

dawtism by fartmunch69 July 1, 2017

Daveism 

A Daveism is the term that refers to a vocabulary mistake said by someone called Dave.

It happens quite often, especially when Dave is tired, drunk or excited.

Manda: "Quiz question one: name the title of Harper Lee's novel".

Dave: "Erm, erm, How to Kill a Mockingbird?"

Manda: "...it's just To Kill a Mockingbird. You've done a Daveism".

Daveism by feline339 September 23, 2014

daleism 

the religion of loving dale hanson

daleism is always a good thing that will give you a smile and brighten your day

daleism by roflburger March 24, 2008

daneism 

the worship and study of rocks. beleiving that all were created by and from rocks and do return as such. Daneism is named after it's messiah like christianity. the messiah is said to be Dane Loathy, who in 2009 renewed the knowlodge of this ancient religion. Most paganism and the egyption religion were origionally Daneism, although named differently at that time. they all swayed from the main course caused by greed and misconceptions of their leaders. the origional name has been long forgotton although it is said not to be a word but a not not producable by humans. In ancient times humans had a nickname but only the earth itself could produce the sound of the true name. currently the earth is in a low acticvity period, sortof like sleeping, but it's slowly waking and becomeing more active with the more people that beleive in daneism. almost all major religions were origionally an interpretation of daneism by someone who fully understood it but couldn't explain it to others in literal terms and so the whole religion is a metaphor.

person 1"have you heard about the ending of the earth thing in 2012?"

person 2"ya the myans were great followers of daneism, we interpreted their prediction wrong though. 2012 is when the earth will begin fully awakening, which will involve apocalypse like mmovements of the earth."

person 1"oh.........you sure?"

person 2"yup, daneism don't lie"

daneism by sir echtor the reallyveryshort December 31, 2009