Cumdip 

An alternative to chip dip, typically offered to unwelcome party guests. Similar to Minnie's famous chocolate pie from the film The Help, Cumdip is the enormous, bear-sized load, stirred into an already white chip or vegetable dip to maximize camouflage.

Waylon crashed our Super Bowl party, so we stuffed him full of ranch cumdip. At first we were surprised he didn't notice, but it must have been such a common taste that he thought nothing of it.

Cumdip by Mad Mick! May 30, 2016

Cumdip 

When you creampie your girl's pussy then, she fingers herself and licks cum off her finger, like fundip.

She's such a nasty freak she was cumdipping my cum.

Cumdip by Keeks Mcgeeks January 19, 2016

hair cumditioning 

The act of ejaculating into someone's hair in an attempt to condition it, making it soft, smooth, and easier to style. Its natural proteins work to strengthen her jizzy locks.

"Ugh. I hate my hair. It's so frizzy and unmanageable. I just can't do anything with it."

"I can help you, babe. Let me give you a hair cumditioning treatment. It'll make your hair look great, and in just a few minutes we'll both be smiling!"

hair cumditioning by Glittercup May 7, 2015

Cumditioner 

Cum that shoots when a girl is really into sucking her guys cock and giving him a hand job at the same time, and he cums so hard it shoots in her hair.

My hair is so soft after getting my British cumditioner treatment.

Cumditioner by uneverknowK July 11, 2011

cumdimple 

1)

n. The presence of cum in a boy or girl's cheek dimples.

v. To cum into a boy or girl's dimple, creating a said cumdimple.

"Cumdimples tickle."

"I just cumdimpled a bitch."

cumdimple by stevenwhite March 18, 2008

Cumdition 

When a guy squirts cum all over someone else's body

Kaylee : So you and Jake got a hot date tonight?
Kiersten : Uh Hell Yeah he's taking me out to dinner and a movie then were are going back to his mom's house (cause she has a king size bed and me and Jake only have a double) so he can fuck my tight little pussy, then he will Cumdition my hot little body & cuddle with me till morning!
Kaylee : Wow I wish I had a man to fuck my tight pussy and Cumdition my hot little body!
Kiersten : Uh sorry to burst your bubble Kaylee but you don't have a hot little body!
Steve : Hey girls im going to Chad's tonight he's going to fuck me in the ass then Cumdition my hot little body!
Kiersten : You know what Steve we really don't care & besides you don't have a hot little body either you big fat slob!
Kaylee : You know what Kiersten your not the only one around here with a hot little body!
Steve : Yeah I would love to fuck Kaylee's stretched out pussy then Cumdition her big beautiful body!
Kaylee : Steve shut the fuck up!
Kiersten : Yeah go Cumdition yourself In The Bathroom!

Cumdition by SlopNChop June 29, 2018

cumdies 

cum-soaked undies, especially underwear that is hastily put on after wild sex.

getting fucked at the library is way hot but i hate walking down the Avenue in my cumdies

cumdies by porkchopp August 2, 2011