CrapTurds 

1) a really crappy thing, only it is extra full of crap
2) explaining someone or something that is full of lies, crap, shit, etc.
3) something that is fun to say, makes people ask what the hell did you just say? close to a swear word but not quite

1)CRAPTURDS I lost my phone!
2)That guy is just full of shit and crapturds
3)Hahaha crapturds

CrapTurds by Mr.Brestler February 25, 2011

craptarts 

A word to release anger, without actully swearing.

Craptarts! I got an 'F' on the test. Mom is going to kill me...

craptarts by Aeronacat August 9, 2008

craptard

craptard is a person who is a piece of shit and a retard an offensive non vulgar way to call a person a piece of shit and a retard

dude you stole my money out of my car you craptard

man i did not steal your money out of your car you craptard

dude i got you haha
man accusing someone of stealing something is not funny you craptard

craptard by littlejimmie March 14, 2019

Crapture

The event in which all the toilets of a building are flushed simultaneously, thereby resulting in a mass exodus of waste from the aforementioned building. The waste is then said to descend to the bowels of the sewer system. Similar to rapture for poop.

After 21 May 2011 we decided to go to the apartment and settle for a crapture instead of the rapture.

Crapture by nme007 June 22, 2011

craptard

One who displays substandard intelligence while simultaneously being "full of crap."

adj: craptarded

My schedual didn't say I was supposed to work today! The manager is such a craptard.

craptard by Pan-Chan November 30, 2003

Craptus 

A sharp painful turd relative to a cactii, usually caused by excess of peanuts in your diet.

I can't eat payday's anymore or I'll shitting craptus for a week

Craptus by Sir Ronald Fece' Chucker III December 6, 2009

Crapwords 

1.Words that have no meaning
2.Made up words for another purpose, normally to make a point

1. "That ain't no word, its a Crapword"
2. "man, i was on urbandictionary.com today and someone made some crapwords"
"Why did they do that?"
"Cuz they're little muthafuckers"

Crapwords by Crapwords May 26, 2004