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Cradle of Vanity

1. Noun, The assembly of comments that one makes about oneself in order to boost their ego. Usually this is made by people who already have huge egos, not those with smaller ones.

2. Noun, Anonymous Postings that are put on the internet to boost people's views on different groups that they are apart of.

3. The definition of names on the Urban Dictionary
1.

-I might not be able to bench as much as the other guy, but at least I have a huge penis

-I see you have assembled a very secure cradle of vanity

2.

Anonymous posted:
JOIN THIS FACEBOOK GROUP!! XXXSSSXXX SUPZORZ XXXSSSXXX! IT KICKS ASS AND SHIT!

Anonymous posted:
Nice. I think this is the best built cradle of vanity ever built

3.

Bob:
AMAZINGLY SEXY OMG I MUST SLEEP WITH!

Response:
-Man, I just read the most vain comment ever. I swear the author was trying to sew himself into a cradle of vanity
Cradle of Vanity by Philling February 20, 2010
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breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026