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carcass time

When you come home after a long day or after being overly social for too long, and you just need to immediately lay down. No talking, texting or social interaction for as long as it takes to recharge enough to be a living human again. Carcass time may be enjoyed on a couch, bed or the floor.
After a long day at the office, the second Tia got home she immediately partook in carcass time. She went full carcass for approximately 12 hours until she could muster the energy to deal with her coworkers again.
carcass time by Unstuffed Pepper February 7, 2023
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Oh dear God Dan ripped a Carcass Fart. Christ Danny it smells like there's something rotting in your ass!