contabulated 

To regroup, to organize your thoughts when your mind is spinning.

I just came home from a long day at work. The house is a mess, dirty floors, dirty dishes, how did the fly get in here? The newspaper is spread all over the rug, the dog is barking at me, the kids are yelling for dinner. Please everyone! Give me just a moment to get contabulated!

contabulated by sharw135 April 30, 2011

Contabulated 

Uberly tired. Exhausted. Completely lacking energy. Sleepy

I was pretty contabulated after that long days' hard work.

Contabulated by Toodles the Turtle July 17, 2011

constabulate

To police, or to patrol like a policeman. Back formation from constabulary and constable (Police station and policeman, in Great Britain)

The Wire, S01E07:

Omar said 'lf l was hunting Mr Bird, l would consider
the best package to be the red Dilly that's over there in Carrollton. That's if l happened to be *constabulating* like y'all.'

(Constabulating = continuous form of constabulate, an intransitive, dynamic verb)

constabulate by Constabulator November 22, 2010

Contadulate

To bust a nut in someones ass

She begged me to Contadulate in her ass

Contadulate by Contadulater February 15, 2018

Confibulated 

Are you Confused? Do you not know what the fuck this word means? Do you find yourself stumped or stupifyed? Well holy HELL you just defined for yourself the word confibulated!!!

Umm, why can't I find any fucking mellowyellow!!! Well, that would make you Confibulated.

Confibulated by RAO! January 16, 2009

Confibulated 

It's simply a mind-fuck. It's you forgetting what you never knew.

Hey baby, remember when i fucked that other guy? No? Oh maybe you just confibulated it.

Confibulated by MilairSamhawke January 18, 2011

conjubulated 

A feeling experienced when Chris Lantz's mother is sighted. Usually ends in boner-induction.

Dude, when I saw Chris's mom the other day, I got totally conjubulated!

conjubulated by Dr. Wanker March 6, 2005