Confkin

The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while on a business conference call.

These especially are prevailent in video game or other retail store chains while on calls with the district or area managers.

"Dude...I so got a confkin this morning..I had to mute it. By the way who got the most subs last week?"

Confkin by LosDogTJBat December 22, 2007

solitaire confinement 

When you have no internet and all you can do all day long is play solitaire.

When Mom took away my network card, I was in solitaire confinement for a week.

solitaire confinement by KikiMiki January 12, 2008

confine 

Keep or restrict someone or something within certain limits of (space,scope,quanity,or time)

He does not confine his message to politics.

confine by ddddrrrynhgggggggggggdadevin January 23, 2018

confinement loaf 

Lit., A dish traditionally served to inmates or shipmates, rumored to contain saltpeter (potassium nitrate or sodium nitrate), a notorious suppressor of male libido; Figuratively, any unsaisfying answer, inadequate response, or chicken-shit explanation given by the powers-that-be to anyone subject to their authority.

"I tried to get a straight answer from the warden, but all he was dealin' was confinement loaf."

"I asked her ten times what was wrong, but all she'd serve me was confinement loaf."

"The reporters kept coming back to what Bush actually said, but all they could get from his press-secretary was confinement loaf."

confinement loaf by Dr. Warren James December 26, 2008

confined 

Being trapped within yourself

I feel as if I am confined within myself.

confined by Confin3d December 3, 2013

confinity 

An oxymoronic term used to metaphorically describe a finite “infinity”; confined “infinity.”

It’s taking a confinity for class to end.
It’ll be a confinity before the next round starts.

confinity by applebin September 3, 2020

solitary confinement 

when one is put into a area where one does not make normal levels of social contacts with other people

the inmate that tried to escape, they assigned him solitray confinement for a year

solitary confinement by matt furlani October 6, 2003