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Cockmatosed 

A situation where you’ve had so much cock over a short period of time , it leaves you in a cock coma
I had a terrible situation with Christine last night. We had a sex session over the weekend, consistently, and as we were lying in bed, she became Cockmatosed. An ambulance took her off, I just hope she is ok.
Cockmatosed by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2019

cockmatized 

When a person is hypnotized by cock, and is either obsessed with sex or stays with someone longer than they should because of sex.
Girl 1: Why is Jane staying with him? He's such a jerk to her sometimes.
Girl 2: Jane is cockmatized, thats why. She can't see past the sex.
cockmatized by Jen H July 19, 2009

COCKMATASLE 

Look at the COCKMATASLE.
You're a COCKMATASLE.
COCKMATASLE by AkTiON_ December 22, 2009

cockgantic 

A pleasantly surprisingly large size or amount
They gavr me a cockgantic amount of ice cream .
cockgantic by All laced up September 24, 2017

cockmatician 

a male or female in a room of strangers that starts blowing one cock, and over a brief period of time will begin to add, almost magically, to the number of cocks in their face. Subtracting from the number of cocks in face is also acceptable.
The way that Scott got all those dudes to mysteriously put cock in his face was crazy. That guy is a real cockmatician!

COCKANITIS 

Cockanitis is a really big poop/shit.

Tends to smell really putrid and ransid
Yo, i just ate 3 quater pounders with cheese and i just took the biggest cockanitis of my life.

Yo, is that you who smells like cockanitis?!
COCKANITIS by Torretorredurr October 26, 2020