Cock Brand 

A Cock brand, sometimes refered to as Cock Logo is a tattoo, most commonly of tribal design, appearing on the backs and shoulders of Cocks, douches, and other social retards and serve as a good mark of who to avoid in the bar.

Person1: Dude I'm gonna get a tattoo!
Friend: Cool what kind?
P1: A tribal right here on my shoulder! it'll be awesome
F: No it'll be a cock brand and you'll look like a douche!

Cock Brand by Dr. Ars Egravy March 15, 2010

Cock band 

a spinoff of rockband:
The instruments are as follows

Tromboner (trombone)
Sexophone (saxophone)
Cums (Drums)- When a guy hits his cock against a drum pad
Penist (pianist)- When a guy presses on certain places of his cock to make a squeeky sound

the cock band performed at the gay parade

Cock band by awetsdgsd June 16, 2009

Cock Band-Aid 

The term used when you get rejected from sex by a bitch and your dick hurts because of the rejection.

Guy 1: Dude, I can't believe this she rejected me.

Guy 2: Dude, I think you need a Cock Band-Aid, because you've just got pwned.

Cock Band-Aid by Chase2Dope December 26, 2008

Cock-band

Although it's origins are unknown, it may have came into existence between 2013-2015. The term came into prominence during Winter Storm Jonas (Blizzard of 2016) in Eastern Pennsylvania. A cock-band can be a large heavy snow band that looks like an erect penis on radar.

Tom: "Hey Dave!"
Dave: "What Tom?"
Tom: " I'm getting pounded with the mother of all cock-bands here! It snowed 3 inches in the past hour. I got 9 inches in the last three-and-a-half hours!"
Dave: "SMFH..... That's what she said....."

Cock-band by SEPA Boy May 2, 2019

Cock-banded 

When a man tucks his flacid cock into the waistband of his lover’s pants.

I was trying to cook dinner last night and my husband came up behind me and cock-banded me!

Dinner was delicious!

Cock-banded by Created by Ray & Craig April 7, 2023

Sgt. Pussies Lonely Fucks Cock Band

A group of miserable people that never had sex in their life but still brag about girls even though the only woman they ever had contact with was their mom

Also means to have sex with someone while the album "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" by The Beatles plays on full blast in the background.

My class is full of dickhead virgins, it's literally Sgt. Pussies Lonely Fucks Cock Band...

Sgt. Pussies Lonely Fucks Cock Band by Sgt. Pepper himself December 9, 2025

cock tease band

Noun:
1. A Band who has at least one sexy female member but she is deeply invovled with someone or married.
2. Band's whose lead singer is hot but completely unattainable.

Sure, Dirt Bike Anne has a girl in the band.... but she's MARRIED!! They're a cock tease band. They tease my cock!

cock tease band by KillaSmooth September 3, 2006