Cochanese 

The act of having e-grammar so terrible, it's barely legible.

GuildCochakuneew ned to go to hte sroe ftr ths
GuildMalagant Dude that is Cochanese at it's finest.

Cochanese by Sodium Benzoate January 4, 2009

cochese

1. A fictional police detective portrayed by a fictional character named Nathan Wind in a fictional TV show called Sabotage. This was the inspiration for the Beastie Boys video of the same name. A homage to 70's/80's police detective dramas.

Played by the Beastie Boys MCA, aka MC Adam Yauch, aka Nathaniel Hornblower.

2. A person who looks dashing in aviator sunglasses and a fu-man-chu moustache.

3. A moniker used by a Police Officer on a variety of internet fori.

Not to be confused with the indian guy, Cochise.

What were you for Halloween, Mark?

Oh, me and my roomates were the B-Boys in Sabotage. I was Cochese and got laid by three girls!

cochese by James Balboa August 28, 2008

Chanese 

the sexiest and most envied female ever.

"Ah, I'm so jealous of that Chanese."

Chanese by Chanese January 20, 2009

Cocheese

A silly, but inoffensive moniker for a friend or acquaintance. Often used when the friend has suddenly realized something you’ve tried to explain for a minute now.

Friend: “So, you’re saying I’m better off without her?”

You: “Welcome to the conversation, Cocheese!”

Cocheese by Cocheese Man June 22, 2023

Cochese Jackson

close minded asshole who doesn't know shit about france and still talks mad shit about it.

Get out more and maybe you'll see that you don't know what the hell you're talking about!

Cochese Jackson by SHUTTHEHELLUP August 2, 2003

Cochese Jackson

A pathetic excuse for a human; a waste of space; an insult to an intelligent person; a close-minded moron; a French-bashing homophobe who is in reality a homosexual.

"Now lets suck each others dicks" -Cochese Jackson

Cochese Jackson by Cochese Jackson July 9, 2003

Cochese Jackson

1. A condescending foreigner who suffers from extreme feelings of penis envy due to the economic, military, and political power of the United States.
2. Psychology. A person of mild mental retardation having a mental age from 7 to 12 years and generally having communication and social skills enabling some degree of academic or vocational education. See also frog.

1. Jacques Chirac.
2. Jacques Chirac.

Cochese Jackson by FalseHope April 16, 2004