Civicitis 

A term used to describe the "affliction" of those obsessed with old Honda Civics.

You just got another 1st generation Civic?!?!?! You've got a really bad case of Civicitis!

Civicitis by StarSapphire July 31, 2012

Chronic Coviditis 

A terrible disease that attacks the muscular tissue in the male reproductive organ, making it smaller in size.

“Why’s it so small?”

“My chronic coviditis made it much smaller. I swear it was bigger!”

Chronic Coviditis by Mykenzieisgay January 4, 2022

Clavicitis 

Clavicitis is the make believe disease you can pass on to your friends. A clavicle is your collorbone, but most people think it sounds dirty.

"Hey man hows it goin'?
"Stay away from me, dude! You've got clavicitis!"

Clavicitis by ClavicleCustard November 20, 2011

civication 

Noun. The art of promoting civic learning and civil responsibility.

Date: 21st century.

Civication is good for the economy.

civication by Kenhurley88 January 5, 2020

civ6itis 

The act of procrastinating due to an addiction to Sid Meier's Civilization 6.

Dude Jason totally has civ6itis, he was playing Civ 6 instead of studying for the english test!

civ6itis by D_latin-small-letter-s_E September 7, 2021

Cincītis 

Cincītis is the Latvian term for a small penis, but it is not used as an insult. It can just be used as a deminutive form for "penis" similar as "pipi".

"Don't play with me boy, give me your cincītis"

"Viņš vakardien ievicināja ar savu cincīti man pa aci."

Cincītis by tavasmammasbf February 20, 2022