Churned 

The act of performing a 180 degree turn in Halo while simultaneously connecting with a head-shot and shouting "GET CHURNED MOTHER FUCKER"...and making butter.

GET CHURNED BITCH.

Churned by Poopooplatter89 July 2, 2012

churned out 

The state of being burned out from acting like you're working hard.

Larry: Where's that lazy bastard Nigel today?

Gerald: He took a sick day.

Larry: After all that faux activity in the past weeks, he must be churned out.

churned out by Eric Maan July 17, 2009

Churned Shlontent 

The soggy, meandering, poorly paced streaming content that doesn't follow storytelling norms because it's intended to be binged while also looking at your phone.

I'm not going to watch the new Churned Shlontent on Disney+ or Netflix. I value my time!

Churned Shlontent by SRSLY WRONG October 13, 2023

getting churned 

Putting a stick of butter in your asshole then getting ass fucked

I love getting churned by my husband

getting churned by Kirchoffer January 12, 2016

Get [her] butter churned 

The female equivalent to the masculine phrase indicating a level of arousal commesurate with "get his dick wet. In this case, in reference to being the recipient of (penetrated by) a phallus during or for the sole purpose of sexual intercourse.

"Oh my god... Stacy is just throwing herself at that guy! She must really want to get her butter churned tonight."

Get [her] butter churned by Albertotomba August 15, 2012

Green Bay butter churned 

The act of lactating into an anus, then fucking the hole until it becomes butter.

Hey Jim, would you be willing to Green Bay butter churned me tonight.

Green Bay butter churned by SlayerSSN7 January 25, 2023

Ice Cream Churner 

An Ice Cream Churner is when one has become so use to not working and rolling around on the couch smoking darts that the body has become like that of a "Ice Cream Churner". Rolling around and around, smoke coming from the mouth, as well as verbal banter. Ice Cream Churner's have been known to fall asleep in seconds and uncontrollable utter threats during extended periods of sleep.

Look at Hicey, he's been rolling around on that couch so long he's become an Ice Cream Churner.

Ice Cream Churner by el.harp July 6, 2010