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Chronica
The official name for April 20th, the holiday for the celebration of Cannabis.
A day to be taken to do nothing but spend time with friends, and smoke, vape, eat, as much chronic as possible.
One particular tradition is to smoke blunts/joints all day long. You take the roach from each blunt/joint and mix it in with the chronic for each additional blunt/joint. This is known as a generation. The second blunt/joint with the first roach is a "second generation" blunt/joint. The number of generations a person reaches states how good of a chronica you had.
This holiday dates back to the days of ole. It predates any other holiday, religious or celebratory, in accordance that humans have been using and celebrating the use of chronic since the dawn of time.
A day to be taken to do nothing but spend time with friends, and smoke, vape, eat, as much chronic as possible.
One particular tradition is to smoke blunts/joints all day long. You take the roach from each blunt/joint and mix it in with the chronic for each additional blunt/joint. This is known as a generation. The second blunt/joint with the first roach is a "second generation" blunt/joint. The number of generations a person reaches states how good of a chronica you had.
This holiday dates back to the days of ole. It predates any other holiday, religious or celebratory, in accordance that humans have been using and celebrating the use of chronic since the dawn of time.
"Happy Chronica"
"Have a nice Chronica!!!"
"I smoked a 20th generation blunt on Chronica this year!!!!"
"Have a nice Chronica!!!"
"I smoked a 20th generation blunt on Chronica this year!!!!"
Chronica by phoenix42o October 18, 2008
8 days of chronica
The celebration of April 20th and the previous 8 days. Typically the amount of chronic smoked is increased until 4/20, when one smokes massive amounts of cannabis sativa all day.
Stoner 1: So dude, what u been up to lately?
Stoner 2: Celebrating the 8 days of chronica man, what else? 4/20 is in 4 days!
Stoner 2: Celebrating the 8 days of chronica man, what else? 4/20 is in 4 days!
8 days of chronica by Ganjalicious April 16, 2010
Brokeville Chronicles
The stories of all the crackheads in Bartlesville, OK aka Brokeville. These crackheads do not give a fuck and will do anything they want at any point in time.
The crackhead used the gas pump to pour gas everywhere just because they got mad at the indian clerk inside the gas station, add that story to the Brokeville Chronicles.
Brokeville Chronicles by TurnM3Up November 19, 2019
Chronic Bullshitter
Guy: Do you think Dave really caught a 200lb bass?
Guy 2: No. Dave is a chronic bullshitter. The more he smokes, the bigger the bass gets.
Guy 2: No. Dave is a chronic bullshitter. The more he smokes, the bigger the bass gets.
Chronic Bullshitter by CaptainCrakhead May 26, 2013
chronically online
Someone who is basically always on the internet and their entire existence revolves around being on the internet. People who are chronically online typically have no real friends IRL, and stay online starting useless debates that literally achieve nothing outside of a screen.
Giselle: Have you seen the weird new girl? I heard her name was Luna.
Winter: Yeah, she hasn’t interacted with anyone since she’s chronically online. She spends her days debating people over ships.
Winter: Yeah, she hasn’t interacted with anyone since she’s chronically online. She spends her days debating people over ships.
chronically online by illwegal June 20, 2021
Chronic Bash Syndrome
A fictional illness or syndrom made up by the Bashface Crew to describe 2 meanings:
1) To explain how you're feeling after a session of taking illegal substances, or after going to a rave, or to describe "a comedown"
2) An illness which causes a certain type of person to turn into a complete social hermit,obsessed with never leaving home, whilst smoking copious amounts of cannabis, and talking like a freak to girls on msn.
1) To explain how you're feeling after a session of taking illegal substances, or after going to a rave, or to describe "a comedown"
2) An illness which causes a certain type of person to turn into a complete social hermit,obsessed with never leaving home, whilst smoking copious amounts of cannabis, and talking like a freak to girls on msn.
Chronic Bash Syndrome by Al Phillips January 12, 2008