Chritarded

An adjective used to describe how people become retarded around Christmas time

Unbelievable, look at those grown women cat fighting over the Justin Beiber Christmas CD. What total Chritarded morons.

Chritarded by ReReRubberRoom November 30, 2011

Charizarded 

Super fried.

Demetrius: Yo bro, you good?
Tyresius: Yeah dog I'm just charizarded right now.
Demetrius: No way man we got court in 15 minutes.

Charizarded by sexymanlucas January 5, 2022

Clitarded 

When you can’t find your girls clitoris

My friend Manny can’t make his bitch cum cuz he cant find that clit. He is clitarded!

Clitarded by Brasshouse January 13, 2020

cartarded 

not having a clue about automobiles. This can deal with any aspect of a car.

I wish i could change the oil in my Kia but I'm cartarded.
I'm so cartarded I don't know the difference between a corvette and a trans am.

cartarded by instantkarmaVA July 7, 2008

CBREtarded 

stupidity that goes above and beyond the call of duty. it's like stupid thinking outside the box, finding inventive new ways to be moronic.

ok when he shovered that strw up his nose, he wasn't just retarded he was CBREtarded

CBREtarded by Ashley St. Claire March 13, 2003

cratarded

doin' somethin so crazy its retarded

man dont put yo cat in da microwave,thats cratarded

cratarded by tyler manning January 30, 2008

caretarded 

People that know nothing about cars, and are borderline retarded about car knowledge.

Mikey: Emily, you have to change your oil every 5000 miles.

Emily: OMG!!! I have no knowledge of cars
Mikey: yeh, you're caretarded

caretarded by Chris...........------------.. November 28, 2011