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credit check 

When you are golfing with your buddies, it is the act of slamming on the gas when one buddy is half in the golf cart and the hand rail from the cart slams and slides through said buddies ass crack resembling the act of sliding a credit card.
**If you are really couragous, you can dare to try the infamous "Credit Fraud". Which is the act of credit checking not only the passenger, but also the driver(you).
Shamus: "ah man Ryan surprised me with the ol' Credit Check on the 9th hole!"

Jon: "i totally pulled off that Credit Fraud on the 13nth, but paid for it with a bogey!"
credit check by hsduke006 June 30, 2010

credit check 

when you swipe your hand through someone's ass like a credit card. THEN smell hand and say "wow, you've been approved"
You have just been Credit Checked!
credit check by flanstar February 28, 2005

credit chicks 

In the Aridor slave rescue game, credit chicks are the handful of very attractive but relatively weak and stupid women characters who are easy to win and who also make a lot of money (credits) for the characters who win them if assigned to a job requiring attractiveness. The current top 10 are nearly all credit chicks. In routine play, credit chicks are often "swapped", i.e. players quickly steal them from one another to make lots of money quickly.

The main credit chicks are Mariah Carey, the four Halliwells (Prue, Piper, Phoebe and Paige), Chellina (Gilina) off Farscape, Goodnight (from one of the Bond films) and one or two others - although these top ranking characters are not always the highest-earning or the easiest to get.

Some players also mention "credit dudes" - male characters with similar earning power - but the highest-scoring men are high-ranking in all three attributes and therefore very hard to win, so aren;t swapped much.
If someone steals Jean Grey from Enigma, he BGs the credit chicks and gifts them to other people.

I swapped credit chicks with Yuriko for half an hour to get my credit score up.
credit chicks by Orc2005 January 22, 2005

Nazi Credit Check 

The act of giving a credit check ( the act of swiping ones hand through the ass crevace of another) whilst sneaking up on him and pulling his forehead backwards making him temporarily paralyzed, spazzing, and crumble to the ground violently ( taking everything aorund him out along with him )
Eddie crumbled to the ground hard and violently after Joey gave him a Nazi Credit Check
Nazi Credit Check by Valente Bros. January 13, 2008

Instant Payday Loans No Credit Check Guaranteed Approval 

Apply for no credit check payday loans guaranteed approval near me from Direct lenders. Guaranteed approval. Even with bad credit. instant decisions
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Due to the high cost of the loans, many borrowers seem to be failed in the loan repayment. This sometimes lowers their credit score if they don’t understand their responsibilities towards their loan payments which then creates problems ahead.

Still, people find it a great option for their emergencies when all doors are closed for them to get assistance. Commonly traditional banks and lenders prefer offering loans to those who have maintained their credit score.

Otherwise, they charge double followed by banking formalities which become hard very often for the borrowers. After all that, there is no guarantee for their $200 dollar loan approval while applying for no credit check payday loans with an instant approval decision through them.

But you can get Instant Payday Loans No Credit Check Guaranteed Approval after applying from the direct lenders because they don’t let you get depressed. Your lower credit score also works for them because they are aware that everyone can’t have a perfect credit score.

Winnipeg Credit Check 

A hockey player swipes the toe of their stick between their opponents butt cheeks and across the butthole, in the fashion of swiping a credit card.
Ohhhh! Weston just gave Grady a Winnipeg Credit Check.