Chavmosis

The movement of chavs from a concentrated area of chavs to a less concentrated area of chavs through a barrier.

(Chav osmosis)

Wendy: "Are those chavs hopping over our fence dear?"
Barry: "Chavmosis darling, a naturally occurring process in nature"

Chavmosis by Mr.Benjamin November 28, 2010

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Chaosism

The idea/political philosophy which values Chaos over Order.

A: Why in the world do you want to abolish the government and morality?
B: I'm telling you, I follow Chaosism. I just want to watch the world burn!
A: But why. What purpose does that serve.
B:¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Chaosism by KouhaiWasTaken September 13, 2020

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chamoishe

n. a religious Jew (only meant for Jew-Jew usage, not an anti-Semitic slur)

n. one who observes the sabbath, has hair locks and wears a black hat

adj. anything extremely judaic and religious. hence "chamoishe boy"

I don't want to go to synagogue to hang with all the chamoishe boys and play chamoishe games

chamoishe by jewlover770 June 11, 2011

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Ass Chamois

The portion or section of one's regular bath towel that used to wipe and dry (post bathing) one's ass hole and ass crack areas. The Ass Chamois is avoided for use to dry such areas as the face, hair, hands, etc.

Peter: What's wrong Carl? You look like you just smelled a rotting corpse?
Carl: I'm not sure. I was just in the bathroom and brushed my teeth. I think I used Frank's Ass Chamois to wipe my lips and face. I smell dirty ass on my upper lip now.
Peter: Yep. You just wiped you face in his ass if you used that towel hanging by the sink.

Ass Chamois by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015