Cattail 

A wetland plant that looks like a wiener. The cattail comes from the genus typha. A cattail has a brown, fuzzy flower and erect green leaves.

My cousin picked a cattail from the pond and told me that it was a hairy hotdog

Cattail by Diamond.gal33 December 28, 2018

cattail 

When you laugh so hard that you can not control your self, and you roll around on the ground in pain but you can't stop laughing no mattrer how hard you try.

Man I went cattail the other day.When Bob got sacked and fell off the deck!

cattail by jonny slim July 5, 2005

Cattail Fluff 

When she wakes you up in the early morning hours by lowering and grinding her asshole on your face reverse cowgirl while working your limp dick into a raging hard on.

Sorry I’m late for work.

This is your last warning. You’ve been late all week.

I know. She keeps doing the cattail fluff on me and I end up clapping them cheeks.

Well in that case, they can be excused. Clap on my good man.

Cattail Fluff by Dick Onchin October 1, 2020

cattail ninjas 

1. Some rad girlie band from Portland, Maine.
2. Ninjas that fight with cattails.

1. "Those Cattail Ninja girls are pretty rad, and so's their music."
2. "Capisic Pond is FULL of those cattail ninjas, so you better watch out, FOOL!"

cattail ninjas by the guhllies. October 23, 2005

Molotov Cattail 

A violent and somewhat revolutionary act, whereby one takes a mason jar, a flammable liquid of some variety, a roll of duct tape, and, of course, a live, adorable, mewling kitten. You take the jar, fill it a depth of roughly half the cat's length, dangle the kitten head first into the jar (barely deep enough for it's snout to be submerged), securely tape the kitten's haunches/hindquarters into the mouth of the jar, light it's tail, and throw it at the offending party. Preferably, the elderly, for being slow... and smelly. And old.

I was sitting on my porch, and Old Man Jenkins hobbled by. Naturally, I was consumed with a ravenous, hellbound fury and an unquenchable thirst to take his life, via a good ol' Molotov Cattail. My life sentence starts Thursday.

Totally worth it.

Molotov Cattail by Kamui Takahashi November 8, 2009

Ride coattails 

to increase one's reputation through connections to someone with a better reputation

He Rode his friend's coattails to get privileges otherwise reserved for Corporate executives. (example of Ride coattails)

Ride coattails by The Return of Light Joker May 16, 2009

Coattails 

It's like when someone imitates someone else or does something cool after someone else already made it cool, basically saying someone is "riding the coat tails" of the person before them.

I did that already, gj coattails. Fucko.

Coattails by STFU April 2, 2003