Caterpillar
When your girlfriend is mad at you so she takes all the blankets and systematically wraps herself up like a caterpillar. This, preventing you from having any blankets... so you have have to sleep in the cold.
Man: I can’t come into work today because I got a cold.
Boss: Who’d you get the cold from?
Man: I got CATERPILLAR(ed) by my girl and was freezing all night..sorry boss.
Boss: Who’d you get the cold from?
Man: I got CATERPILLAR(ed) by my girl and was freezing all night..sorry boss.
Caterpillar by TrickyAru November 29, 2018
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