Bottle Jam 

After having sex with your girl, you wake up in the middle of the night grab a water bottle and twist the bottle so the pressure can build up, aim it toward the vagina and unscrew the cap quicky.

Mike: So how was last night?
John: Ha it was great i fucked the bitch waited her to sleep peacefully then bottle jammed her TWICE!!!!!

Bottle Jam by Dike Mink March 25, 2008

bottleham 

Bottleham is a popular name given to Tottenham Hotspur, because they bottle majority of their opportunities to win a trophy

Omg! Did you see bottleham yesterday?? They lost to Zagreb 3-2 after winning the first leg 2-0 bottlers!

bottleham by Sleek_Nero March 26, 2021

bottlejack 

Noun: A device or place or person that raises your spirits
Verb: to raise one's spirits

When you get the blues a friend is usually a good bottlejack

Judith bottlejacked Pearl when she was feeling down in the dumps

bottlejack by Nilgoa July 31, 2016

bottlejack 

a person who prepares or mixes of distils his own spirits

I don't like bartenders. I'd rather be my own bottlejack

bottlejack by Rumesh April 5, 2017

Bottleham Shitspur 

A very realistic name for bottlejob club Tottenham Hotspur because they bottle everything and are an absolute shithole.

Friend 1: Can’t believe Bottleham Shitspur bottled top four
Friend 2: I know, they really pulled an Arsenal on it.

Bottleham Shitspur by YourAverageBrit September 22, 2023

Bottleham Shitspurs 

Bottleham Shitspurs(Bottleham, Slopenham, Shitspurs, Etc.) is to bottle a leauge at the end of the season.

Did you see how Bottleham Shitspurs preformed the last game?

Bottleham Shitspurs by Wet_Cement October 8, 2023

The Bottlejack 

When one has a blockage in ones anus due to a heavy dose of codeine. ..When the blockage starts pushing on its travels and heads for sunlight ,one quickly de-pants ,lays on back with legs in the air and proceeds to push the turd out in short bursts (carefully as not to snap it off)whilst making a pumping motion on your penis somewhat resembling a bottle jack

JONESY QUICKLY JUMPED ON THE LOUNGEROOM FLOOR AND PUMPED OUT A QUICK THE BOTTLEJACK.. GREAT PARTY TRICK MATE BUT NEXTIME NOT IN FRONT OF THE IN LAWS

The Bottlejack by medugs September 3, 2016