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Bonyarding 

To willingly capture your friends, pile them into a car, lay them across the laps of the people in the backseat, and drive to a fun destination.
Anna's parents won't let her out of the house--What do you say we go bonyard her!

Did you just willingly capture me, pile me into a car, lay me across the laps of the people in the backseat and drive me to a fun destination--YOU MUST BE BONYARDING ME!!!
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Out Boarding 

When your girl lifts your penis and motorboats your nuts
Damn that chick straight pushed Lenny's Dick out the way and started out boarding hard

Bollarding

The act of crouching in the 'Daniel Falvey Bollard Pose' in various places across the world and marking this event with photographic evidence.
When we get to the Priz, we'll have to do some serious bollarding.
Bollarding by djfkilo July 26, 2011

Ghetto Boarding

When it snows in the South in a city like Little Rock or Memphis and you tie a rope onto the back of a vehicle with 4 wheel drive and, and behind it on a trash can lid or other object. Ghetto Boarding is easy to do if you have the proper vehicle. No one in the South knows how to drive in the snow so the roads are wide open for boarding!
"Yo nig look outside! It snowed an entire 2 inches! You know what that means?!?!"
"Ahh yeah we goin ghetto boarding son!"

Paddle Boarding 

When a man tosses another man's salad while stroking 2 guys penis' from side to side in a rowing motion.
Hey, look at those 3 guys paddle boarding...Man the guy in the middle is sure getting a workout....he must be into cross fit.
Paddle Boarding by Skin DIver February 6, 2022

Bean boarding 

Similar to water boarding, but with beans. It’s done by forcing someone’s head back and inserting a funnel in their mouth. Then, the funnel is filled with beans, forcing them to eat them all. It’s a very popular torture device.
My uncle was a pow in ww3, and he refused to give any information. That is, until they started bean boarding him.
Bean boarding by Dennisimo Jr. August 9, 2018

boardinghouse reach 

The act of reaching across fellow diners for a dish or platter. A rude action by a person who has no manners and was probably raised in a barn.
Hey buddy! There is no need to reach across the table for the potatoes! We do not tolerate a boardinghouse reach in this house!