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Bonernoon 

A descriptive word for the time one got a boner or will be getting a boner.

Often times a clockwork boner is a sign of goodluck, seeing how every day the world becomes your oyster.
(at stip club) "Dood, what time is it??" "Who cares meng its bonernoon thats all I know."

Every day at about 3:45 John pops a boner, at first it was kinda weird but now we always know that happy hour is at bonernoon
Bonernoon by TheCynicalSaint May 29, 2010
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bonerhound 

A craver of cock, a hunter of erect penises, a tracker of testicles, a boner aficionado if you will.
She is such a bonerhound she could find an erection a mile away.
bonerhound by MAT & AA August 4, 2008

bonerowner 

When a guy has an erection
You are hot! You are making me a bonerowner!
bonerowner by Rev. Boner August 12, 2006

bonertron 

A robot with physical features like a transformer....in the shape of a penis
bonertron...more than meets the eye
bonertron by AngusOwnsYou February 13, 2007

bonerphone 

the bonerphone is a closely related yet larger version of the skin flute. One who plays the bonerphone is usually female or gay.
person 1: "I can play two instruments."

person 2: " yeah, the skin flute AND the bonerphone"

person 1: Ha Ha bitch
bonerphone by i hate liars February 17, 2007

bonerboning 

when something happens that instantly takes away a boner.
yo i got longshotted with a throwing knife in cod yesterday and i was doin nice too. it was so bonerboning.
bonerboning by JB177 March 25, 2010

bonertown 

A colloquial term defining the male physiological/emotional dichotomy.
Q: Did you take that hot girl to Bonertown last night?

A: Nah, it was Bonertown: she wouldn't put out.
bonertown by James B...... August 14, 2007