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slow boat to china 

meaning the method in which someone or something is traveling is very slow.
"I still haven't gotten that magazine I ordered yet. Is it on the slow boat to China?"
slow boat to china by yimmys85 October 17, 2016

slow boat to china 

Describes an activity that although it takes up a great deal of time to complete, it's an enjoyable experience nonetheless, like oral sex when the girl is not in a hurry to finish.
When my old girl started to give me head, I was on a slow boat to china.
slow boat to china by xzybit January 3, 2006

Chinese Row Boat 

Noun: While fucking your woman in the ass you stick your hand up her pussy and go all the way up till you feel your dick, then you start wacking yourself off through her pussy.
Bob: So how was your date with Vicki last night.

Johnny: Could you believe that riding the Chinese Row Boat was better than the actuall sex.
Chinese Row Boat by S to the G August 29, 2008

chinese junk boat 

a small usb drive that stores shitty digital photo projects that earn a 90. every time.
Juana, can you pass me the chinese junk boat? I finished the me myself and i project.
chinese junk boat by isabeela November 13, 2019