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Full Blowner 

A variation of the typical boner, the Full Blowner is a boner which has reached terminal capacity in both girth and length, pulsating and throbbing almost uncontrollably. It is almost always at a 180 degree angle to one's stomach, unless it is naturally crooked. The Full Blowner typically occurs just before ejaculation and has a short life span.
"Dude, that full blowner is worth writing home about!"
Full Blowner by hollywoody November 5, 2009
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Malaysian gas blower

When someone places their asshole on a vagina and farts in it.
He gave her a Malaysian gas blower after a large meal of baked beans

Wad blower

An event or happening so incredible/amazing that it would instantly induce premature ejaculation.
Did you see the finale of Lost?

Yes, it was a total wad blower!
Wad blower by Eurospy March 5, 2009

Window blower 

A person who gives head through the window of a vehicle.
The window blower I spotted in the alley sure did look like a girl I went to school with. She was really enjoying the cock.
Window blower by lalaloveless June 25, 2016

Instant Blowie 

When you perform an action or say something that causes those around you to compulsively perform oral sex upon you.
Dude 1: Hey I just won that League of Legends tournament.
Dude 2: Woah bro that's sick.
Dude 1: Yeah bro, I got an instant blowie too.
Instant Blowie by BigFloppa December 19, 2020

Leaf Blower 

Person who's sole purpose is to make their mess the problem of other people.

Derivation: Leaf blowers blow mess out of the property into streets and lawns of other people and don't remove the mess, but just relocate it.
Leaf blowers are the epitome of what is wrong with society.

That leaf blower better not move their mess to my house!
Leaf Blower by Cr8zy88 February 1, 2013