Blomkey 

When a woman is on the toilet doing a shit and the guy is licking her vagina

I gave Sophie a Blomkey last night. I just love licking her pussy while she's taking a dump. its the opposite of a blomkin

Blomkey by KKK professor Blomkey October 23, 2016

Blookey 

A Bald headed African American Cabbage Patch kid.

A toddler coleco generation, This is a round headed bald Ookey model, as the black model it is known as a blookey,

Blookey by Lavendar McDade April 12, 2010

blomeyer 

a seriously sexy guy.
a blomeyer is someone who when walking past your just attracted to thier aura.
like BAM. you immediatly think 'hes the hottest person i've seen in ages and will probably see all day'
a blomeyer is just down right hot and near irresistable.
usually have brown hair and a voice that makes you say 'reowge'

dude that guy revs my engines what a blomeyer

blomeyer by BernardandWally November 12, 2009

blokey 

Of, or related to being a bloke.

Over-interest in machinery, sports, beer, or an unabashed pre-occupation with sex are all very blokey things.

blokey by LordDeathKill May 25, 2007

Blokey Bloke 

A guy who is very masculine in an old fashioned way. Would never wear an earing or jewelery other than a wedding ring. Likes to drink beer, pints are best! Likes a drink with the lads and a good game of football (play or watch)a general good skin!! suspicious of wine bars or fancy bars, way to pretentious for a Bloky Bloke.

Look at Jimmy playing football with his kids. He's a real Blokey Bloke.

Blokey Bloke by Stevie Robo July 8, 2007

Blumkey 

The act of preforming fellatio on a man whilst he is simultaneously taking a shit.
fellatio = blowjob

“I was running late for work so I asked her to give me some blumkey to save time.”
“My life revolves around multitasking and saving time and that is why I make my wife give me some blumkey to save time”

Blumkey by Cathaleoo815 June 15, 2020

blonkey 

The opposite of a wigger. An black man of African heritage acting like the stereotypical definition of what is considered a white personality.

Wayne Brady is a goddamn blonkey.

blonkey by Sean March 4, 2005