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Blackster 

Peculiar kind of metalhead. Listens to a lot of black metal (1st & 2nd wave BM, DSBM, NSBM, in general). Common traits are: depression, anxiety and racism (lol). The older ones usually like to gatekeep bands and hate Mayhem (good). Their favorite Eevee evolution is Umbreon. Weezer fan but extreme metal.
Guy with a cool hat online: What a blackster! Go touch grass and listen to some good music!

Blackster: Shut the fuck up, kid. I literally live in the woods.
Blackster by I love gates December 3, 2022
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Blackster 

A drink created in the basement of a Wisconsin Rapids, WI house containing Blackberry Brandy & Monster Energy. It is a type of a variation of the Jag-Bomb. 3:1 monster to brandy ratio.
"Hey big shooter how about you mix me up a one of those tasty blacksters"
Blackster by Shooter McGavin #1 November 26, 2009

Blackster 

Like a hipster, it is a counter-culture that values independent thinking. It originates from the the streets of New York and California.

A blackster will enjoy musical artists such as Frank Ocean, Jhene Aiko, Childish Gambino & A$AP Rocky. These artists are associated with the PBR&B genre. The more commercial artists associated with the blackster culture are Kanye West, Aaliyah & Drake.
Famous Blacksters include: Willow Smith, A$AP Rocky, Cara Delevingne, Tyler the Creator and Joan Smalls.
A blackster will usually be found wearing items of clothing such as Jordans, skinny jeans, baggy jumpers, and New Era caps.
Blacksters have the ability to twerk but choose not to.

*Not to be confused with a 'black hipster'
Keith: Hey Keisha, show us how you twerk!

Keisha:I can, but I'd rather just sit here and listen to Aaliyah.

Keith: Such a Blackster.
Blackster by MixedCubanUK May 8, 2014

Backstreet Boys Reunion Tour 

In the wake of the CO-VID 19 pandemic, which occurred in the spring of 2020, the Youtube gods attempted to crack down on the hysteria by demonetizing content that contained the word 'Corona', 'Virus' or '19' in any variation, especially in that specific succession. So in an effort to avoid divine punishment, humanity made the collective decision (headed by Dan Avidan of the Game Grumps) to henceforth refer to the virus only as the 'Backstreet Boys Reunion Tour'.
Seven people in my town died after attending the Backstreet Boys reunion tour.

blackspertise 

Knowledge or expertise of general blackness, black culture, black pop culture or of activities most commonly attributed to african americans.
"I'm sorry Ethan, but teaching you how to Dougie is beyond my level of blackspertise."

"For a white guy, Dave sure has a lot of blackspertise."
blackspertise by QMo_bley January 4, 2013

BlackBerryBerry 

an illness brought on by excessive texting
Two fundamental symptoms of BlackBerryBerry are the inability to relate in person to others, and the compulsion to write words in cryptic abbreviation.

blackstronaut 

A member of the Negro American Space Society of Astronauts (NASSA).
"Suitcase" Jefferson is a blackstronaut.
blackstronaut by Jackson352 September 22, 2005