Black Wank 

A relatively new and lesser known sexual act of which the details are still vague, rumour has it that it involves a blindfold, a pair of lederhosen a big black guy named leroy and a jamaican jerk flavour pot-noodle. (although sticky rib flavour has been known to have been substituted)

"here joppers you gonna eat that pot noodle or you going for a black wank?" wank noodle

Black Wank by queedledwarf March 5, 2013

Black Ops Wank 

One plays the video-game Call of Duty: Black Ops so much that you're brain becomes wearisome and tired. In a state of trauma you turn to your computer and your urge to wank. Whilst getting into your wank you get bored and return to black ops.

Wow, why is my computer streaming porn.... oh must of had another Black Ops wank.

Black Ops Wank by Neo12 January 15, 2011

blank wank

The act of orgasm without the damp. Most often experienced after multiple masturbation.

I wanked 15 times today and by the end it was a blank wank

blank wank by James Raymond Green May 28, 2011

Back Wank 

The act of placing the penis between your legs so that it protrudes behind you and then masturbating. You are then able to observe yourself in a mirror and it will look as if you have a minge. You may then imagine that this minge belongs to the female of your choice. This can be handy if no pornography is available and the bishop is asking for a bashing.

I had to wank last night and my wife had chucked all my porn. So I had a back wank and pretend I was looking at Kate Moss.

Back Wank by Ben Gee July 27, 2007

Wank Blank 

A blanket used (instead of socks, rags, etc) used solely for jacking ur beans into

Yeah man she gave me blue balls so i used my wank blank to take care of it

Wank Blank by M.Yaro July 6, 2019

Wank Blank 

When you leave someone on read on blank them, simply because you are wanking/jacking yourself off

Dude Sarah just Wank Blanked me

Wank Blank by Creator of The Dictionary December 8, 2019

Wank Blank 

When someone blanks you/ you blank them, simply because you/they are wanking/jacking off.

Guy 1: “Why didn’t you reply?”
Guy2: “I was (wanking)!”
Guy 1: “You (wank blanked) me!”

Wank Blank by Creator of The Dictionary December 8, 2019