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Colorado Bitchslap

Name for a March-May Blizzard, one day it's nice, sunny and 70 degrees, the next day it's a white-out. The weather bitch slaps your brain, and makes it difficult to concentrate, among other things in Colorado that are already distracting you, for example, legalized Marijuana.
Man, I was going to go for a killer climb, hike and bike today, but we've experienced a Colorado Bitchslap, so I'm going to do nothing, except watch my car experience a Colorado Carwash.

Bitchslap 

The literal and/or metaphoric slapping or whacking someone in order to knock some sense into them.
Someone bitchslap the TV producer that keeps putting Vince Guaraldi's "Cast Your Fate to the Wind" on as background music for the weather reports on Hurricane Frances in Florida!
Bitchslap by TheChocolateLady September 5, 2004

He-Man Bitchslap 

The mother of all bitchslaps. Capable of breaking teeth/bones and making a wigger white again.
Father: Boy, I swear if you don't start talkin right imma He-Man Bitchslap you into next week.

Verbal Bitchslap 

When someone shit-talks you so bad that you felt a literal slap with their words
My friend Will verbally Bitchslapped me earlier

Those unkind words felt like a Verbal Bitchslap
Verbal Bitchslap by Weird Uncle Al December 18, 2019

bitchslap 

To slap someone (particularly but not necessarily female) who is being rude or nasty, perhaps screaming a lot (i.e., being a bitch). The idea is to get them to calm down and behave. It doesn't necessarily mean you really hit the person; there is such a thing as a verbal bitchslap.
Did you see how Rush Limbaugh stopped spewing that right-wing Nazi bullshit after Howard Zinn bitchslapped him on national television?
bitchslap by Bluejay May 8, 2004

He-Man Bitchslap 

Power bitchslap to the face. Must have a big windup and delivered with such force the intended targets head is snapped sideways. Usually handed out by a very pissed off person or big muscley beefcake. Sound of the slap can be heard down the street. Hard enough to pop eyeballs from the sockets and loosen teeth.
That was no ordinary bitchslap. That was a He-Man bitchslap.
He-Man Bitchslap by Taylz March 17, 2014