Bitch Monkey

A really annoying person, usually identified by a loud and obnoxious laugh. This person usually has no idea that no one likes them.

I couldn't sleep because I could hear the bitch monkey existing in the other room.

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Dustin is my dude, but he's still a Bitch Monkey.

Bitch Monkey by Steve M January 19, 2004

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That chick is one hell of a Bitch Monkey.
The Bitch Monkeys can party like its nobody's business.

Bitch Monkey by Abby A. September 3, 2006

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bitch monkey

A person who without provication continually annoys others. Someone whom repeatedly acts like a fool despite frequent criticism.

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an insult you throw at little annoying people

Michael: mooses are cool
Matt: shut up you bitch monkey!
Michael: i love mooses
Matt: shut the f*ck up

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a relative unit of measure for speed, humidity, or emotion

wow, he's going faster than a bitch monkey!
That's drier'n a bitch monkey
get out of the way... she's angrier than all bitch monkey

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sex slave or just a slave, someone that always does things for you when you ask 'em to,

milhouse is bart's bitch monkey

that sexy boy is going to be my bitch monkey
your my bitch monkey

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