Bitarded 

A really confused dude, who doesn't know if he is gay or not, but fucks up every attempt at getting gay with a man

Joey was so awful at sucking dick, he wondered if he was bitarded

Bitarded by Jamo1983 August 28, 2009

Britarded

A word used to qualify a British 'person'. It is the combination of "British" and "retarded".

Britarded people often find their teeth to be disorganized and yellow.

- What's wrong with him?
- I think he's Britarded.

Britarded by Tufur February 26, 2022

botarded 

(adjective) Showing phenomenally poor qualities; especially intelligence, taste, or character; lacking any redeeming features whatsoever.

guy: "Haha, look -- this flier says 'Apply today for positions in biotch!"
girl: "That's bio-tech, you idiot. How can you be so botarded?"

botarded by j² January 13, 2006

batarded 

A step above retarded. If someone does something incredibly stupid it is said to be "batarted". You, your face

Kat is Batarded
You are a complete batard.
Ever since he hit his head hes been acting kinda batarded

batarded by Shaa la la January 19, 2008

Blitarded 

So high, or so "blitted" you feel like you're retarded.

Dude I smoked so much weed yesterday I couldn't even fucntion. I was blitarded

Blitarded by Danny Prime October 26, 2011

betarded 

Acting silly or goofy. Speaking nonsense and making no real point.

Wow, i am so betarded. I'm not making any sense.

betarded by T-Man November 2, 2004

Britarded

When someone acts stupid and basically sounds just like Brianne after drinking Lemonade with wayyy too much sugar in it.

1) Wow, you're britarded.
2) That was one of the most britarded things you have ever done.
3) She's the slut...boooonnngggg.
4) Damn I really want a bagel.

Britarded by Kershaw July 5, 2004