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Baconitis 

A disease where someones typing is terrible. It is also transmittable.
Person1: "gosh i hate beign laet
Person1: "Bieng ltae*"
Person1: bgein late*
Person1: Being*
Person1: "wow that was annoying
Person2: Stop typing you're gonna giev me baconitis

Person2: " Give*" and looks like you alreday gave it to me.
Person2: "-_-"
Person1:"LOL"
Baconitis by chocolateboi1234 August 2, 2016
Related Words
When one is completely overwhelmed and overcome in all senses, as to leave one in a zombie-like state, thanks to, in particular, a Wendy's Baconator, but essentially any other form of bacon, one is said to have been 'baconated'.
Holy shit! Jim just ate that whole Baconator in two minutes! Just look at him now; he cannot move, speak, and likely cannot even think! He's so totally baconated.
A general term encompassing all peoples supremely intrigued by MMORPG, RPG, RTS, FPS, TPS, Fighters, and every other type of video game. These individuals also have a tendency to role play, usually by means of DnD or LARP; they can explain the plots of most Anime's and Comics; they typically frequent science fiction and fantasy conventions; read science fiction and fantasy novels; are extremely socially awkward and usually remain in groups for social safety. A Balconite can be detected by: his/her unique fascination with fantasy, awkward social interaction, and usage of the word Epic.
Look at those two balconites larping over there.
or
That kid has a purple lightsabre and keeps using the word epic, he must be a balconite.
or
I can't beat this RPG, I should probably call my balconite buddy Jim to help me.

bentonite 

A paid political campaign operative, working particularly for liberty-oriented Republican candidates. Bentonites have porous principles (if they have any principles at all) and are formed by anti-social psychopathic behavior and the decomposition of the US Constitution. Bentonites have heads that swell 5 to 6 times their original volume in the presence of large amounts of grassroots donations. Bentonites are most useful in sucking up to establishment Republicans, sabotaging political campaigns, paying themselves outrageous salaries, and betraying liberty.

The word became popularized during the 2012 Ron Paul Presidential Campaign.
"What happened to our national delegate majorities in all those states?"
"Yeah, unfortunately they were outed and de-credentialed with the help of a bentonite."
bentonite by Juan Martin Diez September 13, 2012
A selfie of bacon. A pic that highlights the glistening and appetizing quality of bacon. Makes bacon lovers hungry.
"My friend sent me a baconie last night. This morning I'm cooking bacon and eggs."
baconie by yes juanito yes October 8, 2014

baconate 

The act of using one's super-awesome bacon ray.
When baconating, one shoots another with a fiery hot beam of baconey goodness (bacon grease included.)

What the Baconator does.
"Prepare to be baconated!!!"
"I am going to baconate you."
"Bacon?"
baconate by JewC May 28, 2008