Born to the Arch Duke of Soulard and twice knighted by the Duchess of St. Louis City and County, Excaliburd Battlehawk is the most supreme sportsman in all the lands. He honors the ancient code of the Battlehawk Warriors tasked with forever guarding that which they hold most dear, The Dome.
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The only football franchise located in St. Louis. They play in the XFL and are the only team in the league who’s logo was not created on a video game by an 8 year old. The team is named after the most feared bird In the sky. The legendary Battle Hawk has dominated every challenger, and is well represented with dominating play on the field. The intensity of Battlehawks play is only matched by their rowdy post game celebrations.
"A Remuera Battltank was parked in front of me, filling up of gas. The driver asked me if I wanted to pull up and share the pump, and when I said 'yes" he said 'Tough Cheese, inbred.'"