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From Jabroni Mike's livestreams, batching is a moment in someones life where they take an entire year to take just one shit, after which they will never have to poop again in your life. At the end of batching, the amount of poop has been mathmatically estimated to be the same size as the Goodyear Tower in Akron, Ohio.
Person 1: Hey why hasn't Mike been coming to work?
Person 2: Ah he's on leave right now. He's batching. I respect it.
Batching by MattMelon519 October 10, 2020

Ringo-bashing 

A painful lack of accreditation to Ringo Starr's talents and contributions to the Beatles' discography. Mans can't get any peace or love.
Johnny was straight-up Ringo-bashing when he said, “Ringo wasn’t the best drummer in the world… Let’s face it, he wasn’t even the best drummer in The Beatles."
Ringo-bashing by brg1313 May 4, 2021

bashing butts 

the act of having vivacious anal sex violently, can be considired rape. Most commonly in the form of homosexuality.
Corey:Lets get to bashing butts as well as deez nuts!!

Me:No this is insane!!!!
bashing butts by themjc96 January 2, 2012

manner bashing 

The act of humiliating another person by criticizing them about their poor or supposedly poor manners in front of other people.

Sometimes, it is done to a person who really has poor manners. Other times, it is done by one person to another who does not necessarily have any problematic manners simply for the sake of causing the victim pain or anguish, or to take out anger or get revenge on the victim.
I cannot stand being around my mother-in-law. She is always manner bashing me.
manner bashing by Bed time April 28, 2010

train bashing 

A bit like train spotting or train photting, but with the aim of actually travelling behind your favourite type of traction for as many miles as possible rather than taking numbers/photographs
I went train bashing the other day from Birmingham to Bristol behind a duff.
train bashing by train basher December 29, 2006

Bashing the Bishop 

(1) Masturbating
(2) Assaulting a man of the clergy
(1) Crikey that was sum good bishoping.
(2) Bastard vicar!!!!
Bashing the Bishop by Andy Smith October 15, 2003