When you attend a social event as the distant acquaintance (through multiple degrees and links) of the host or guest of honor.
John is at the party because he is
best friend's with Gary,
who is dating Sasha,
who is Michelle's older sister,
who is working for Jerome,
who is throwing the party.
John: So I went to Gary's girlfriend Sasha's, sister's boss's party last night and it was awkward as hell.
Jack: Oh so you were just Kevin Baconning it.
John: Yeah, I guess.
Refers to when one goes snowboarding with all Burton gear (hard and soft goods). Usually happens by accident as when one Burton product is purchased it tends to be incompatible with anything elseon the market.
I can't wait for it to start snowing, I really want to go burtoning!
Why did I buy this over priced Burton board? Now I have to buy these over priced Burton bindings because nothing else will fit. Oh well I guess I'll just go burtoning this year...
Brionning is the act of grilling a classmate hard in the Q&A session after they have made a presentation. It is a cruel act to perform on one's peer. It is considered a callous act, and is not appreciated by the Brionned. A Brionner's Brionning will come back to Brionn them in the ass.
"You were really Brionning me hard in there. Made me look bad in front of the lecturer."
"Holy shit she is getting such a bad Brionning!! I can't believe I'm witnessing this!"