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A posh place near Clapham and Tooting. Full of trendy expensive AF coffee shops and Waitrose-shopping white people. Usually people in their 20's live there or families. The kids there, are the complete opposite of chavs and their parents are pretty rich. If you walk into a state school there you could mistake it for a private school. People there are generally nice and not stuck up like most poshos.
"Did you see the new shops at Balham?"

"Bye (posh mums name) me and the kids are off to get some treats at the Waitrose in Balham"
Balham by pbjsandwiches July 12, 2017
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n. In Baltimoron, this is the "home city" of Baltimore. While this is the usual spelling for the word, a more correctly phonetic spelling would be "Bawlamer." (Those of you in the Mid-West might pronounce the first "a" as a short a, and that would be incorrect.) Baltimore is frequently shortened further to "Balmer." Again, this is the accepted spelling, but a more correctly phonetic spelling would be "Bawlmer."
"Doen'cha knoe, I'm from Balamer,
'n' crabs is whut I'm eechin' feur!
Doen'cha knoe, Santa dear,
With sum cold crabs 'nd a beer,
It would be jus like a trip back to old Bal-tee-more,
Baaaaal-teeee-mooore!"
-- David DeBoy, 'Crabs For Christmas'
Balamer by Dan Weyandt April 9, 2008
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the urban name for the city of Baltimore, Maryland describing the flamboient and glamourous lifestyles of some of the city's high profile and local residents. The term derives from the urban phrase "baller" or "balla"
which is used as a noun describing a person of the urban community who "uniquely" strives for the purpose of obtaining monetary wealth as his / her validation of high class social status.
Ballamore is the term to describe the high class and upscale lifestyle of many people who are entrepeneurs in their field residing in the city of Baltimore, Maryland often appropriatedly referred to as Charm, City or 'Ballamore".