Bajoinker

A describing word for a "boner" or a "Johnny Rocket," and extremely hard erection which causes severe pain and shows through your pants.

"Did you see Mike? He has a HUGE Bajoinker."

"I play with my Bajoinker"

"She gave Sam a Bajoinker"

Bajoinker by dunit April 12, 2005

Badonkers 

She's got some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big old tonhongerekoogers. Giant bonkhonagahoogs. HUMONGOUS hungolomghnonoloughongous.

badonkers.

Badonkers by sectorrclear November 11, 2018

some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive doboonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers.

boobs i think probably

Tw(blackness):i got this new anime plot. basically there's this high school except she's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive doboonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous
disclaimer: i did not make this

some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive doboonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. by u/yanzin_fan_of_altair February 11, 2020

Bajonkers 

Banjonkers is an adjective usually used in place of words describing severe pain or surprise
Much like the word smurf it can mean mostly anything you'd like it to.

1.) That hard drive got so hot it burned the bajonkers out of my fingers when I picked it up.

2.) I turned the corner and ran into Pennywise. He scared the bajonkers out of me. Now I don't know where Georgie went.

Bajonkers by WarriorMan256 October 20, 2019

Bajoingee 

Any part of the human body. It is up to your creative imagination.

"the udder is a juicy sack of milk located in front of the bajoingee"

"I'm going to stroke your bajiongee"

Bajoingee by leosponge May 14, 2016

boinker's remorse 

Like buyer's remorse, boinker's remorse is also a feeling of regret, but it comes the day after boinking someone. (Somewhat less vulgar than banger's remorse.)

Pat woke up in someone else's bed, discovered Chris naked in the bed, and experienced boinker's remorse.

boinker's remorse by LaLaLander17 February 15, 2009

Bazoingers 

Semi-discreetly alerting your friends about the presence of a person wearing revealing or sexually suggestive attire, generally associated with the sight of breast or nipple.

“Bazoingers, three O’clock”
“Bloody Nora she must freezing!”

Bazoingers by MillieCream&Tidy August 30, 2021