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Eggley Bagelface 

The single most picked-on and jeered at person on the planet. Hs name is so incredibly hilarious no one can help but to bust up laughing at the sound of his name. His location is unknown except that he formerly and might currently might be residing in Chicago. If you ever are to approach this man you must punch him repeatedly and and call him Bagely Eggface. A.K.A. Breakfast sandwich man.
Dude 1: OMFG dude! It's Eggley Bagelface! Dude take a picture!

Eggley: Aw Fuck.
Eggley Bagelface by *EEVAN* February 17, 2010
The act of having sexual intercourse with a bagel ornament adorning the penis.
Last night, I totally bagelfucked Taylor!
bagelfuck by bagelfucked May 12, 2009

ballface 

1. The emoticon using a colon and the number three.

2. Lucas Zimmerman from the band Paradise Fears
1. OMG, THAT'S SO CUTE! Ballface
2. Ballface Zimmerman still hasn't tweeted me back.
ballface by YKYATW January 6, 2012

babeface 

A person who is known as a 'babe'. Another word for babes and cutie. Often used to describe someone in the middle of a discussion.
Rob your such a babeface
Whats a babeface?
Well... ;)
babeface by charlybabes January 15, 2011

barefacer 

Noun. A person who refuses to wear a simple face covering in a global pandemic claiming it is a matter of right, versus the right thing to do. Derogatory in tone.
That barefacer is showing he's a covidiot.
barefacer by NCwriter May 23, 2020
When a face is totally natural and bare of makeup.
Yikes! I can't believe you went to the party barefaced.
Barefaced by Mommymilkers July 23, 2019