Awkwood 

Akwood is when a guy gets a boner for no reason in an awkward situation. Awkwood occurs especially when one is sitting down or tired, and suddenly has to go somewhere or get up. Usually, it is noticed suddenly with incredibly bad timing.

Etymology:
“wood” stems from uses such as “morning wood” to indicate a hardened phallus.
“Awk” stems from Awkward, which is a key component of awkwood.

1. I was asked to point out a city on the map in history, but i had a bad case of awkwood and refused to get up out of my seat.

2. I fell asleep in class and couldn't stand up and leave for the bell because i had awkwood.

3. My girlfriend dumped me because i had awkwood when i met her mom.

Awkwood by Dardude January 23, 2006

awkwood 

When you get an erection at an awkward time.

"So I was sporting a massive awkwood next to a nun on a bus."

awkwood by ...The corner is 90 degrees... July 25, 2014

Awkwood 

When you suddenly have a huge erection for no reason and you are forced into a situation where it is easily noticeable.

Although Dave was confident about his powerpoint, he refused to show it for fear of people noticing his awkwood

Awkwood by RichKingStone November 16, 2014

Awkword 

A word that just saying can create awkward connotations and thoughts.

"My favorite awkword is moist. Masticate is another good one."

Awkword by das dude May 7, 2007

Awkword 

A word that just by being said makes things awkward. A word that makes people feel uncomfortable.

Everyone is sitting quietly taking a test, when suddenly, someone yells: "DIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLDDDDDDOOOO!!!!"

The teacher's face turns crimson red with embarassment. It is silent for a full minute, then the class bursts out laughing.

Awkword.

Awkword by karatechopkid October 12, 2011

Awkworded 

An awkwardly worded sentence.

A: I did not have neither her address nor her phone number.

B: Dude those double negatives make your sentence sound awkworded.

Awkworded by ReckoningReckoner May 20, 2013

Awkword 

A word that sounds like it means something very awkward but is actually pretty mundane.

Some awkwords:

Justin: Hey, can you help me with French? I can't remember all the dipthongs!
David: Sure, after I finish masticating my sandwich.

Awkword by OminousT June 15, 2009