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Asswoofer 

noun
1 - The union of a human ass and a toilet, which upon flatulence produces a low-pitched sound (bass) often heard in the presents of a random jackass having a telephone conversation whilst shitting.
Over phone: What was that sound? Was it an Asswoofer? Dude are you talking to me on the shitter, in a public restroom? You ass!

mumbling Asswoofer: Hehehehe.
Asswoofer by Codeman_333 May 14, 2014

Asswoofer 

When you fart it has a bass / sub woofer speaker like effect
I just farted and it had that Asswoofer effect.
Asswoofer by Quentin_B. January 31, 2007
When a friends farts smell so bad the person is banned from the room.
That meat feast pizza has given you rotten farts. Fart again and i'll have to give you a five minute assbo from the lounge!
assbo by tilston boys December 8, 2011
the tail bone,pelvis ,it pretty much defines itself.
i was screwing her doggystyle and my pubes kept grinding hard on her assbone.

that guys a total assbone
assbone by the real luba May 20, 2008
A short form of Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood, a historical fantasy third person action-adventure video game developed by Ubisoft Montreal. Also sounds like a crude sexual reference for the uninformed.
Played some solo ASSBRO last night. Ya know, to practice.
ASSBRO by NotScottKurtz November 26, 2010

Assbooker 

Assbooker is a Facebook term that can be used in any social network. The term comes from being a "smart-ass", hence the Ass, and Facebook, hence the "booker". Basically, an Assbooker is a person who makes smart-ass remark on a Facebook friends staus, picture, etc.
Jack's Facebook Status: "Look at the stars in the beautiful sky!"

- Ben's Comment: "Look at the hair on your cunt!"
- Matt's Comment: "Ben you are such an Assbooker!!!!"
Assbooker by Charlie Baitorr September 27, 2011