Ass Bra

A woman whose derriere is so tight and perky that is looks like it is being held up by a bra.

Have you seen Nicole? She has a total ass bra man.

Ass Bra by poo-pie December 29, 2011

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ass brat

Kids that are not only brats but assholes as well. Usually the offspring of asshole parents.

Man, look at that woman and those ass brats, I'm glad my kids behave.

ass brat by TGJ August 30, 2007

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Ass Brand

The lowest quality of a person, place or thing.

A carry-over from a Simpsons episode in which Lisa wants to purchase an Ikea knock-off, and Marge says "why don't you get this instead?" Lisa replies, "but Mooom, that's Klooge Brand. Pupla is way better!" So therefore, if Pupla is the best brand, Klooge would be second, ergo, Ass Brand would be the worst.

She stole my sale, that bitch is sooo Ass Brand!

Ass Brand by JoJo July 20, 2004

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ass-brand

An ass-brand is a permanent burn made by a hot branding iron on a guy's boy-buns.

Some other cadets stopped by our room last night, got stoned and later starting about putting an ass-brand on my boy-butt! I went to bed fully-clothed and pulled the cover over my head until they left!

ass-brand by USAF Cadet February 3, 2021