Alabama family 

A family in which a sibling/cousin get's married and or has sexual relations to or with their other sibling/cousin. To either keep a family 'pure' or simply, for the fun of Alabama.

"Honestly, i didn't think that the mean glare and tight jaw in Richard III's painting was vandalism. I thought it was Alabama family."

Alabama family by CorriCoral June 19, 2020

Alabama Family Reunion 

Incest committed by a large group of family or close relatives.

"I walked into my friends house and saw a Alabama Family Reunion, his sister was all up inside him."

Alabama Family Reunion by nopants_bobit October 14, 2011

Alabama family reunion 

When you and the rest of your family gather together on a nice country night and proceed with a loud and proud family orgy.

Can't wait for Easter! I always loved Alabama family reunions!!

Alabama family reunion by yourcousinkeith April 2, 2019

Alabama Family Tree 

A family tree in which the parents continue to produce a daughter and a son, that get married to each other and also have a daughter and a son, this continues. The family tree ends up looking like two vertical straight lines next to each other.

He has such a diverse background, almost like the opposite of an Alabama family tree

Alabama Family Tree by Stoven Logg January 11, 2017

Alabama Family Reunion 

A family reunion in which cousins, aunts, uncles, and even grandparents deliberately sneak off after dinner. This usually results in a pregnancy, however the two family members do not deny it is their baby. They proudly get married and have the baby, while everyone is completely informed that the two parents are cousins.

Well me and my cousin Paul were always really close, it wasn't until the Alabama Family reunion that we decided to go all the way, now look at us, married and having kids.

Alabama Family Reunion by Stoven Logg January 11, 2017

Alabama Family Reunion 

When you, your cousins, and all your uncle's,(they are all men) all finish in the mash taters and your sisters, your girl cousins, and your mom get pregnant. (The only twist here is that your sisters, cousins and your mom are all 5 years old.

Oh my Lord I can't wait to go to cousin Candace's birthday party, I heard they are gonna have an Alabama Family Reunion!

Alabama Family Reunion by ducky0nqu4ck May 1, 2022

Alabama Family Tree 

When a diagonal line is drawn in you family tree inferring that incest has occurred.

"Did you see how ugly that kid is?"
"Yea, I bet he has an Alabama Family Tree"

Alabama Family Tree by Hoophy October 26, 2011