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tequila tongue twister 

When you take a tequila shot from a girls vagina via test tube shooter and then eat her out.
I gave that bitch a tequila tongue twister and she squirted everywhere!

Tristan Thompson 

A term for an aggressive basketballer who plays like he's 7'5" but is actually a midget. Also the name for the current Cleveland Cavalier's 6'9" Center.
Zeke: "IMMA DUNK ALL OVER YA!!!!"

Matt: "WHAT IN THE NAME OF GOD ARE YOU DOING?!"
Zeke: "I'm pulling off THE FAMED 'TRISTAN THOMPSON!' "
Matt: "Like DUNKING OVER 5 PEOPLE when YOU'RE JUST 5'7"?!!"
Zeke: "Yea BOI!!!!"

(Zeke gets blocked anyways)
Tristan is just pure amazing. You would have to be one of the luckiest females alive to be the one who gets to hold him. He is perfect in every way possible. He will make your day no matter what the problem may be. He will treat you so well even if you might be getting annoyed at him, which is very rare. Words can't describe the love between Tristan and (random name) Emily, it's just incredible. Tristan is funny, hot, nice, happy, sexy, wonderful, awesome, amazing, cute, fun, romantic, epic and every single other word to do with awesomeness. Everybody loves Tristan. <3
Emily - Omg i just met this really awesome guy!

Random - Was it Tristan?

Emily - yes 0.0

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Tristan by QueenEmi14 February 4, 2010

Tristan Prettyman 

Totally hot singer/songwriter from San Diego. Used to be a Roxy model and surfer. Now she just sings in her sultry voice and strums on her sexy guitar.
Tristan Prettyman is love.
Tristan Prettyman by vj15 October 6, 2008

Post coitem omne animal triste est

A latin phrase meaning, "After sex, every animal is sad."
Curious man: That rhino just had sex, why is it frowning?
Bald-headed man: Post coitem omne animal triste est!
Curious man: Oh, I guess your right.
masculine by definition, weak by choice. love and hate with unity. difficult to figure out, so don't try. he'll show only what he want you to see, so look deeper. he can read people by their body language, what they say and facial expression. seeks love for completion. he's ambitious, funny,arrogant, protective, very passionate in everything he expresses. aggressive but gentle, faïencent but brut all at the same damn time.he they like to make points and don't care too much for details. seems out of control, but be careful they calculate even irrational behavior. he'll tell you the truth to the best of his wisdom.
tristan equals boss.kira sereste
tristan by bestchoice April 2, 2013