mad dog shitting razor blades 

When you are having a conversation with someone that continuously charges the topic to avoid the conversation.

Person 1: So please provide some evidence that can only work on a Flat Earth and wouldn't work on Globe Earth.
Person 2: ...You don't know what Dark Matter is!
Person 1: Talking to you is like a mad dog shitting razor blades! I'm out

mad dog shitting razor blades by WozInOz May 10, 2024

Wet dog smell 

That terrible smell when you dog is dirty but also wet. We all know that smell.

"Gross, my blanket has a wet dog smell"

Wet dog smell by OpaGramps May 22, 2024

Runny dog 

The aftermath when your dog eats even the slightest amount of cat food and "has the runs" all over the floor.

"Did that dog get into the cat food again? I'm tired of having a runny dog"

Runny dog by DonutLoverr May 23, 2024

P-Dog

It means mr.porter

P-dog is so funny.

P-Dog by Claire bear May 27, 2024

dirty dog paw

When you're fingering a girl's asshole and you get shit on your hand and you just shove it in her pussy and continue on.

I just gave Maliya a dirty dog paw. Now both her holes stink like shit!

dirty dog paw by Scooterfudge May 31, 2024

Big Dog 

A term coined by BarterBlex used to describe a woman.

"Yo whaddup Big Dog"
"Women love when you call them Big Dog"

Big Dog by Private Equity June 15, 2024

Autumn Dog Mine

Stealthily covered up piece(s) of dog residue camouflaged by a plethora of fallen leaves which catches the victim totally off guard. Footwear gets destroyed, emotions take a downward spiral, nostrils get melted and you have no idea when the suffering will end or what action you’ll need to take to get through this. Not even the philosophical and infectious chorus of a Daniel Bedingfield classic can offer encouragement.

“Oh for f*ck’s sake Andy, how did you manage to step in that calamitous autumn dog mine? it’s bigger than your shoe and I would have said it’s a human one until I saw the flakes of dog corn embedded in the tread of your left Gazelle sole”

Autumn Dog Mine by Jacobs Ladette December 23, 2024