Cabbage 

Slang for a person who is all talk/makes empty threats.

"Man'll turn cabbage if I bust that wap (shoot a gun)"

Cabbage by bonnieiscool March 4, 2024

Cabbage 

Someone who is very very ass

Dang your straight cabbage

Cabbage by Massa2001 November 24, 2024

cabbage 

1) Not to be confused with the vegetable of the same name; an expression of dismay, alarm, shock, or some negative emotion.

2) Could also be used shorthand for the insult "cabbage head".

"Aw, cabbage...I left my phone charger at home!"

"Some cabbage tried to fight me today on campus. Good thing I taught them a thing or two."

cabbage by Seekertionary March 4, 2025

Cabbage Are Coleslaw 

Cabbage Are Coleslaw

Cabbage Are Coleslaw

Cabbage Are Coleslaw by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

Cabbage 

To grab. To get to something quickly.

I am going to cabbage on that deal before she dies

Cabbage by Zuel1217 May 3, 2025

Cabbage 

The action of stacking: nude men, on top eachother face up, with their wee-wee's sticking up the others anus. This act is preformed on thursdays at 13 AM, outside a hooters that was recently closed due to the manager's wife suing him for his lunch money, and commiting arson in 45 different Costcos, all within the same day and hour.

"Yo did you cabbage yesterday?"

Cabbage by Ryan the coole June 1, 2025

Cabbage Patch

Someone who's persuaded very easily and is ignorant to themselves and to others around them.

Stop acting so ignorant you damn cabbage patch. Didn't your parents teach you any respect you freakin cabbage patch.

Cabbage Patch by The jimhoff method October 17, 2025