mound stretcher 

A particularly long, thick, and hard penis commonly found on gentlemen north of Hadrian's wall.

Tell me Mrs. McTavish, you said that your new born son weighed 25 lbs at birth yet three weeks later, he now weighs only 15 lbs. what happened? "Oh, we had his mound stretcher circumsized your majesty".

mound stretcher by Baffersty March 7, 2018

soda-stretcher 

A simple method of both saving money on "flavored fizzy" and quenching your thirst better on extra-hot days. What you do is save a two-or-three-liter plastic soda-bottle after you empty it, and then pour in half the soda from a freshly-opened bottle of da same size. Then fill both bottles the rest of the way with drinking-water . Now you'll have twice as much liquid libation for about the same price as just one bottle, plus it will seem wetter and more refreshing, and the drink's milder flavor will help you feel "filled up" more quickly.

Raising your children to not have an excessively "sweet tooth" is a good idea just "in and of itself", of course, but it also has great advantages whenever you employ the "soda-stretcher" technique on hot days, since your kids will already be accustomed to blander-tasting beverages by that time, and so they will probably not feel particularly dissatisfied with your "watered-down" concoction.

soda-stretcher by QuacksO August 29, 2018

Stretcher 

Strech-er

Verb

1. The act of putting a drunk on a stretcher that is not alert and orientated enough to deny 911 transport.

"Yooo bro? I need you to pick me up. There is like 10 firefighters trying to stretcher me."

"I drunk I'm not promise. I do not want my ass to get stretchered!"

Stretcher by Urban EMS March 14, 2019

Broken stretcher 

Broken stretcher is when an emergency room nurse or doctor pisses off a paramedic and a radio call for "broken stretcher" is made. Then every ambulance in radio distance picks up as many frequent patients as possible and overload the ER until an apology is made. The wrong has to be made right.

Paramedic1: damn partner that RN called a complaint on me.

Paramedic 2: looks like it's time for a broken stretcher on that ER.

Broken stretcher by TexasTrouble5 March 21, 2021

Judy stretcher 

When you use both hands in a flipper motion to split a girls fanny up to the belly button

I had to give her a good old Judy stretcher as I had no wallet

Judy stretcher by few2020 November 10, 2021

Tube stretcher 

A Tube Stretcher is when a couple puts super glue in the vagina and Inserts the penis then walk away from each other pulling the Penis to its maximum length.

“Hey Sodapop Rob did you and the wife try the tube stretcher yet?”

Tube stretcher by anonymous February 17, 2022

Pipe Stretcher 

A) A pipe stretcher is a guy that brings any random person, man or woman, to his camper, just to make sweet disappointing love.

B) A fictional construction device that proves which laborers will be known by only numbers and which will be known by name

A)I met this pipe stretcher on a construction site and it was the most disappointing sex ever

B) Hey #20, go get the pipe stretcher from the pickup

Pipe Stretcher by Ineedanewjob June 7, 2023