Sharkie 

A predatory creature that feeds upon nylon and lycra. Usually female, they tend to feed in packs and attack with very little provocation.

The name 'sharks' originates from the first story that was put on the BlackMilkClothing website when JL decided to take it offline because BMC was so overloaded with orders.

The story was about JL feeling like he had been repeatedly savaged by a pack of sharks (while wearing a Lady Gaga style meat dress. It was a little weird).

"You came, you saw, you nommed! Hope every sharkie got what they were after"

"Sharkies... what a beautiful species. "

"Sharkies.... you're awesome. Mwah!

Sharkie by Vatican Black November 28, 2012

sharkiesha 

Raging ghetto black female with powerful force .

Ex . I will go sharkiesha on you if you touch me .

sharkiesha by No_Love_For_Thots November 28, 2013

Sparked 

1. to knock someone out

2. to be in an ineriated state off drugs or/and alcohol

1. "The poor boy got sparked by the bouncer"

2. "He's had too much to drink, he's sparked"

Sparked by Mr T March 9, 2004

Sparkle Party 

A sparkle party is full of lots of hardcore things, like party pants, dancey dance, sparkles and the like. The music playing at said party will probably be a techno-dance blend. Classical pianists are known for their secret love for dance music.

see also: German Sparkle Party

"I had such a kickass time at that Sparkle Party last night. Glad I wore my rubber boots and party pants for dancey dance!"
"Oh my god, heck yeah! i can't get the sparkles out of my hair or off my skin... I think i might see if i can permanently embed them into my flesh."

Sparkle Party by Princess Shparkle Party October 7, 2011

Sperm Sharking 

When a person masturbates in a concealed area like an alley, then rushes out to ejaculate on an unsuspecting passerby.

It can be done from a ceiling, a window, or the street. So long as it involves someone unexpectedly getting spermed on, it's sperm sharking.

Guy 1: Melody told me she was sitting in the park the other day, when this homeless guy came out of nowhere and jizzed on her clothes.
Guy 2: Jesus Christ!
Guy 1: Apparently it's called Sperm Sharking.
Guy 2: Why is that?
Guy 1: Cause of the whole unexpected Jaws thing. Du-dun du-dun...

Sperm Sharking by YouTubeWatcher March 25, 2009

sparkle penis 

Edward Cullen's penis in the novel series Twilight. Since he is a vampire who sparkles, it's only logical that his penis sparkles as well.

It is assumed that because Robert Pattison is playing Cullen in the Twilight movie, he will has a sparkle penis as well.

"My, what a sparkly... sparkle penis!"

sparkle penis by rpattzfan91 June 27, 2008

sparkle stick 

on super smash bros brawl: a wand-like object with a star on the end that shoots sparkles when you attack.

"my friend got the sparkle stick on super smash bros brawl and totally pwned me."

"I HAVE THE SPARKLE STICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

sparkle stick by FieryCupcake July 19, 2009