sleep 

yellowish,whitish crusty stuff in one's eyes after sleeping. Usually embarrassing to been seen in public with sleep in your eyes.

Man,Doug you forgot to clean that sleep out your eyes.

sleep by b. wallace October 10, 2008

sleep 

to render incapacitated by knocking out, with a bottle, knee, spin-kick, or haymaker

Yur boy slipped on my fetti so I had to sleep him.

sleep by Clancy October 6, 2003

Sleep 

Your body's stimulant. You are always deprived of this due to one or all of the following reasons:

1. mounds of homework given by vicious pedo teachers.
2. extra hours at work given to you without your consent
3. stress
4. hardcore sex
5. party hardy

Mom: you haven't been getting enough sleep.
You: I'll go to bed early tonight.

(later that night)
Mom: go to sleep!!
You: I'm doing my homework, ma.

Sleep by StephHasArrived October 10, 2008

sleep 

A brief state of nothingness, where the mind is allowed to run free, and the body is nearly unimportant.

Sleep is for the weak.

sleep by sj0r January 3, 2004

Sleep 

The cousin of DEATH!!!!!

Oliver Sykes: We will never sleep, 'cause sleep is for the weak
And we will never rest, 'til we're all fucking dead
We will never sleep, 'cause sleep is for the weak
And we will never rest, 'til we're all fucking dead
I refuse! I refuse!
I refuse to close my eyes!!!!!

Sleep by ZoeIsAWerido December 23, 2011

sleep 

something teachers and the collegeboard deprive their students of with useless things such as: homework, tests, applications, etc.

student:"i need sleep."
teacher: "ha. never." *evil laugh*

sleep by whatever it doesnt matter February 23, 2009

sleep 

what normal people complain about doing to much of and insomniacs like me beg for.

GET SOME

normal ppl: oh no!!! i slept in im gonna be soo late!!! eww i look gross!!!!!

insomniacs: WHY WOULD YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT SLEEP?!?! I AM A ZOMBIE AND YOU ARE THE ONE COMPLAINING?!?!

insomniac then goes crazy and kills the complaining norm :(

sleep by TABISAUR November 13, 2011