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Morning Sharpener
(noun) An alcoholic beverage, typically one standard drink (0.6 oz pure ethanol), consumed at the start of one's day. The intended goal of a morning sharpener is, as the name implies, to "sharpen" one's mental accuity, mood and motivation. However, much like getting high before a stressful, high pressure event, it often has the opposite effect.
Similar to irish coffee, morning joe and wake and bake.
Similar to irish coffee, morning joe and wake and bake.
"What's up with Joe today?"
"Oh, he ran out of sauce for his morning sharpener. He's feeling a bit twitchy, is all."
"Poor bastard."
"Oh, he ran out of sauce for his morning sharpener. He's feeling a bit twitchy, is all."
"Poor bastard."
Morning Sharpener by CredibleHulk84 September 20, 2017
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Good morning nap time
*wakes up and looks at clock*
Its morning already...
well looks like its good morning nap time
*takes a morning nap*
Its morning already...
well looks like its good morning nap time
*takes a morning nap*
Good morning nap time by daethnotez September 20, 2009
Raton morning
That morning after you've drink a lot of poor quality alcohol and you feel terrible (raton means hangover in Spanish)
The other day I woke up on my best friend's sofa, feeling like I was going to die, and I drank a couple of beers. That was a hell of a raton morning.
Raton morning by Rodkor July 4, 2012
Monday Morning Meltdown
a condition were one completely melts down at work after a long alcohol and drug filled weekend, usually triggered from a loss of a favorite sporting team. symptoms include but are not limited to, showing up late for work, being completely distraught and unproductive, excessive ranting about the prior game at hand, this individual may be very argumentative, maybe very sweaty, obsession will be obvious when discussing such sporting event, other signs include drinking large amounts of Gatorade, and also a long early morning coffee break. at this time the individual may appear to be coming down. Don't be fooled, the next round of symptoms are about to set in, they include multiple shit brakes at the porter potty, excessive vehicle searches, (one may not ever actually know what may be being looked for), also multiple meaningless phone calls may be in place, followed by lots of back and forth pacing for no reason at all, with random snack hours such as hole bags of potato chips or pretzels, the best way to combat this individual is to make it appear that you yourself are actually the problem. never confront with face to face altercation
Look out the birds lost there's going to be a Monday morning meltdown.
The tragedy find a monday morning meltdown is that jose is the real victem here.
The tragedy find a monday morning meltdown is that jose is the real victem here.
Monday Morning Meltdown by 7mary3 September 28, 2014
chicken o clock in the morning
chicken o clock in the morning by lotuspanda March 15, 2008
TOP O' THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES
What jacksepticeye screams at the beginning of his videos. Just turn your volume down and you'll be fine.
TOP O' THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES by Fresh_Towels98 February 8, 2018