Metro Stable

The true name for the band Metro Station, due to the fact that their lead singer, Trace Cyrus, looks like a horse.

"I don't think it's a good idea to have a brain damaged horse as a house pet." - Lois Griffin, Family Guy.

Guy 1: That dude in Metro Station is fug.
Guy 2: Ikr? That's why I call them Metro Stable. He looks like a horse.

Metro Stable by dani6661 June 5, 2009

Metro food

Niche junk food usually found at supermarkets, convenience stores, and beer drive throughs in economically depressed areas. Sold because of its highly favorable margin and it’s large appeal to the local demographic. While grape soda is the most common example, an expanded product line includes such items as XXtra flaming hot Cheetos, takis, and other life shortening metro staples. Generally bought as the main nutritional offerings for a metro household, with ebt as the traditional form of payment.

John improved his stores sales and margin by 20 percent, and captured 90 percent of the local ebt business simply by realizing that metro food sales were much than just grape soda.

Metro food by arnie123 November 26, 2018

Metro Mondays 

A fabulous escapade on monday nights where a group of (sometimes) heterosexual men participate in unbridled male-only techno dancing.

Sam: Hey Yaro, wasn't sandstrom a great song choice for our metro mondays?
Yaro: Yea i was so happy there weren't any girls there!
Sam: Word, life partner

Metro Mondays by $Gmoneysparkle$ December 9, 2008

Metro hick 

A metro-hick is guy who is a metro sexual but is from the country as opposed to the city. Educated and hard working, although may have a city job and contrary to a metro-sexual he is very masculine-grew up playing hockey, football etc. He takes great care in grooming himself and shopping for clothes, ironing them. He is good looking, country-style-'stylish', country-style-'fashionable', country-style-'trendy', country-style-'cultured', etc. Going to great lengths to ensure his Tommy H shirts and jeans fit properly to hang out with his buddies at the local watering hole, drinking pints and playing poker. While he can bunk (hanging onto a car bumper on icy roads with four of his closest buddies as their ride home) on country back roads with the best of them, he will offer to be the driver as to not wreck his new perfectly polished leather zippered boots. Honest and loyal to his special lady.

honey, you are just going to hang out in his garage to drink beer-who cares which shirt looks better? Stop being a Metro hick. Yes, sigh, your hair has enough product

Metro hick by Pee Pee Photography December 20, 2010

Metro piece of shit 

aka Metro PCS

receive text an hour after they are sent to you. people from different countries call you in the middle of the day.

cant receive any text with songs or wallpapers on every phone even though the phone can play music

Rob:What kind of service you have?
John:Metro piece of shit

Metro piece of shit by Charliethemotherfuckinunicorn March 14, 2009

Metro Man

A Metro Man is basically a vain creature who is in love with his own reflection and persona.

They love to blow dry their hair while looking at themselves in the mirror. They spend massive amounts of time shopping for clothes, the newest technology and anything that can make them "Look Cool" to other people.

They also spend countless dollars on face & skin lotions, shampoos, colones, & grooming accessories.

They are usually Cheaters and Players and make horrible boyfriends, husbands or "Life Partners." They are so vain that when they have sex, they are usually imagining fucking themselves.

Reiner is such a Metro Man as he stands in a long, adoring gaze in front of his Bathroom Vanity with his hairdryer and $180's worth of beauty aids laid out before him.

Metro Man by Tina from the BGCA August 8, 2014

Metro Melrose

Named after the Melrose Fire Department in Melrose New York. A term commonly adopted by the entire Town of Schaghticoke to describe Melrose Fire Department. They are the "Lost Borough" of the FDNY. Also known as "MFDNY".

"Oh christ, here comes Metro Melrose".
"Who called Metro Melrose"
"Someone cancel Metro Melrose"

Metro Melrose by The Lost Borough April 21, 2009